I Am Raja Ki Teetri

“I am a Raja ki Teetri.”, she said.

“You are a what?”, I blurted out.

Raja ki Teetri - Raja’s butterfly”.

“And why do you call yourself that?”

“Because Raja does sing Maari teetri. When Raja says Maari anything, that means he is referring to me.”, she said.

“Isn’t that a bit too optimistic?”

“Not at all. He is referring to me as his butterfly.”

“And don’t you think a butterfly isn’t exactly a compliment?”, I innocently asked.

“It isn’t? What makes you think so? Butterflies are so lively, so colourful and the friendliest of creatures.”

“You know, butterflies are a bit too chanchal.”

Chanchal?”

“They have that ADHD problem. Attention deficiency. Hyperactivity. They can’t stick to one flower for more than a few seconds.”

“So what?”

“That means a butterfly like you wouldn’t be loyal to your Raja for a long time.”, I argued.

“As long as Raja refers to me as Maari - I will always be his”, she said.

“What if the song would have been Maari Kabootri or Maari Chipkali?”, I asked.

“Raja has a better sense of lyrics than you.”

“Maybe he has. But you will remain his Maari anything?”

“Of course, Maari anything-he-calls-me

“You know, De Taali is going to have a sequel. And Raja is singing in it as well”, I tried to enlighten her.

“Wow! And what’s the song going to be this time?”

Maari Behnaa“, I casually said.

WHAM!

31 Responses to “I Am Raja Ki Teetri”

  1. LOL!!!! OMG I CAN NOT STOP LAUGHING LOL …

    THIS IS BRILLIANT …… Ok girls be honest now … how many of you pictured yourself while you were reading that …..

    Too Good Manish Bhai …. KEEP IT UP!!!

  2. RFLOL…… ha ha ha ha hah ah ah ha ha ha
    toooooooooooooo good :D :D :D
    Thank God Rahul, I didnt picture myself … all the time I imagined Amrita, Aliza and Sadia in this place instead.. ha ha ha ha ha good ending :D :D :D

  3. I am in deep trouble - I just can’t stop laughing and am I lucky or what?? hahaha - There’s a client sitting across my room with my boss, he has the door closed - so I’m saved - that was close, though - whew - SIr RHB, have you decided you are going to get me into trouble today… I’ll have to limit my time here and visit only during luch time at this rate… Waah, I don’t want to do that..

    Wonderful writing as always, Sir RHB. Can’t praise you enough. I love this piece and I for one have no problem being Raja’s Behnaa… :) :) :)

    And I hope you remember to email me my goody :)

  4. what’s that WHAM!… someone beat you up? - hahaha.

  5. phew…. what a relief to read u dont mind u know what i mean… ;)
    aah that word is forbidden for me to take on this site but good that u dont mind… he will be ur good u know what i mean…. ;)
    lol…. one less competition… yooooooooo hooooooooo

  6. Shobha if ur boss ask u why u r laughing, make him read manish’s articles ;)

  7. I just knew Raffu that this would make you very happy - I am very happy for you, you know. And just so you know I was never competing with you for that “title” - Should have told you earlier, I guess - you would have felt this relief much earlier, hah?

    Padma - can you somehow get Raja to read this particular article - I’m sure Raja will laugh so hard his stomach will hurt - Isn’t it our duty to spread happiness around??? Hahaha.. how devious I am!! Raja should know how much humor Sir RHB has brought with the “Maari ????” song for all of us.

  8. Raffu, he’s persian - and if he ever finds out how I spend my time - I’ll be dead meat, I think.

  9. Ok Sir RHB - here’s a question for you? When did you come up with the idea for this? How long ago and what triggered this article? Ok, so it became more than one question…. just curious to know how much time it took you to write this up, starting from how the idea came about to this write up… Such a small request, hah :)

  10. mai bhagwaan se yehi prarthana kar rahi hoon ki kisi bhi janam me mujhe “teetri” naa banaye.

  11. Why Lavanya? You don’t want to be foot loose and fancy free??? ;) Ok then, what do you want to be?

  12. Shobha only he is not persian you have other persians in your life can you guess who????????

  13. @ shobha,I want to be like a feenix bird,
    Should I need to explain what I mean?

  14. Lavanya, Phoenix? Bird that rises from the ashes, right??? Correct me if I am wrong… and if I am right, wow, good for you. But you do need to explain the reason for wanting to be one… just plain old curiosity here.

    Mmaoji - no, who else do I know who is persian?? Tell me, please.

  15. LOL @ RAFFU…

    tsk tsk tsk I know u were picturing urself the whole time….dont throw it on Aliza, Sadia and me :P

  16. Shobha, you are right ,
    Phoenix is a bird of the Arabian desert,said to live for several hundred years before burning itself and then being born again from it’s ashes,
    And it is also well known for it’s love for the “sun”
    This bird loves “Sun” and flies continuously to reach the sun and when it goes close to the sun it gets burn, and again borns from it’s own ashes and it’s journey begins.
    jo log apne pyaar ke liye apne jaan tak dedete(ye jaante hue bhi,ki usko apna pyaar milna mumkin nahi hai) hai unko bhi Phoenix bird bulate hai,

  17. Ah ha - now I get it - Raffu dear what do you have to say to this?? :)

  18. Raja ko pyaar karne me koyi kisi doosrese compete nahi karthi wo khud apne aap se hi compete karthi rehti hai ki kal se jyada pyaar aaj kare aur zyada se zyada kal kare, sahi baath hai na Raffu.

  19. You are really superb and marvellous. We enjoy your performance.When are youcoming to Indonesia?

  20. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA……I will die laughing Manish Bhai….Great thinking :D
    This is soooo good……AWESOME!!! :D

  21. ??? I wish I could understand Hindi…………..

  22. honeslty telling. Main yeh article parnay k dauraan apnay aap ko hi woh girl imagine kar rahi thi .
    But last line per a kar main nay apni image change kar di or meri jagah RAFFU ji aa gain……….

  23. what an idea boss!!!!!!

  24. no wanted to say:

    what an idea sir jee!!!!!!

  25. LOL!!! Too good! :)

  26. ha ha ha ha tooooooooo gooooooooooooooood man ish
    gr88888 sense of humour
    keep it up

  27. oooohhh my lord!! Manish Bhai you are soooo funnnny…… :D
    you just gave me a goood laugh

    @ Raffu…yaaar why are you lyingg…you were definitely picturingg yourself…..not me…not Amrita Didi and not Aliza…just yorselfffff :D

  28. Except for the last part - you know where the forbidden “word” is used… but it seems to be forbidden only in this site as per Raffu’s comments - so leaves a lot of loopholes right there ;)

  29. HAH!! that was soo funny!!
    i really liked the ending!! : ) :) : )

  30. @ Shobha,
    Kahi mmaoji tho nahi wo, another “persian” in your life.

  31. Lavanya - shayad - mmaoji hi yeh raaz khol sakti hain… Mmaoji kahan hain aap??

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